Eat My Pussy – By Jessica B. Bell (Part One)

Okay, fair warning. This is NOT a family rated post.  NOT PG!

It’s racy, okay, maybe even lewd…and if you don’t know much about Canadian politics, probably won’t make any sense. But it’s bloody funny…if you get the reference.

NOTE:  There are two parts to the original post, so be sure click on Part Two when you reach the bottom end of Part One.

Sleep? What the h*** is that?

Sleep?  I’ve heard of it. 

Of course it’s not something I can personally attest to.  But I have heard it helps with little things…like sanity.

Fishing flopping husband.  Snoring husband.  Snoring dog.  Snoring cats.

In a couple hours, he will get up.  Whining and snivelling, again, about how tired he is.  The animals will be all bright eyed, bushy tailed and eager for their day to start. 

Anyone want a roomate? Or three?